I’m having an out-of-body experience. At least...I think. Isn’t that what it’s called when your spirit abandons you to watch—from a safe distance, with the appropriate amount of judgement—while you make questionable decisions?
Yup, one of those.
I want to shout, “STOP, ELLIE, DON’T DO IT!” But spirit me doesn’t have a voice. So I watch as she...I...we? makes a sex contract with her...our...new boss.
This is a good time to mention the 45-minute HR meeting we sat through last month expressly forbidding this sort of thing.
In our defense, Max is ridiculously hot, and I...we may have accidentally quit.
With a sigh, I look down at the bodies pressed against the wall of the executive office.
Yup, we’re totally screwed.
ABOUT CARMEL RHODES
Writer of words. Mother of Joy. Wife of Compassion. I like to write stories about real people who go through real struggles, and come out the other side stronger. I also like to write smut. Welcome to my brain. It’s a little screwed up, but always well intended.